Yourmometer - Carmax 4

And the real reason I wanted to do this storyline - this question was ACTUALLY ASKED. It was all I could do to not laugh and walk away, and the only reason I didn't was that I thought it'd be much funnier to completely waste the rest of his evening showing me cars I had no intention of buying. He didn't dig his hole any deeper after this, but then that would have been difficult to do anyway.